FLASH ASSteroids

ASSteroids

If you are a bit older, say in your early 30s or later, then you probably can remember spending some formative times of your youth inside of the dark and dingy poorly lit rooms, with the only source of light really coming from the warm glow of a CRT tube monitor, mounted in an arcade cabinet in a line of other glowing and beeping machines along the wall of your local arcade. Chances are too, your local arcade had an Asteroids machine - after all, it is one of the true classics of gaming! If you liked that game when you were younger... well, as an adult, you'll just absolutely fucking love ASSteroids! As you have likely already figured out from the not so subtle title of the game, ASSteroids is a XXX twist on the arcade classic, Asteroids. Naturally though, things are done up a bit differently this time around. Instead of you controlling a space ship, this time around you will be the commander of a dick. And no longer is there enemy aircraft to look out for - those have been replaced by some jaw dropping, big breasted blonde babes with their legs spread wide open as they shoot out globs of juices from their pussy at your craft - make sure to dodge this! Just like you remembered with those old arcade games, the difficulty level in this game is pretty damn relentless. Getting hit - even just one single time - will be your immediate death, resulting in a game over and necessitating that you start the whole game all over again. To have any hope to win in this game, you will need to make sure your reflexes are quick so you can dodge projectiles in time before they hit you. You will also need to be precise with your shots (which of course, are loads of cum being fired off from the nose of your ship/head of your dick!) to shoot down the blonde babes before they can take you out. It's all about getting a high score in this game - see how high you can get! Along the right hand side of the screen, there are a few numbers you'll want to keep mind of. Up at the top is your score - for each ship you take out and every level and wave you move forward, this will go up. Score is king in this game - get it as high as you can! Down in the lower portion of the right side of the screen are two more numbers - one for level, and one for wave. Each level is made up of several waves, and you'll have to clear each wave without taking any damage to be able to move along to the next level, all the way until you've run through all of the games levels. Don't miss out on this highly fun and deeply nostalgic XXX game!

FLASH Diseased

Diseased

Something is very, very wrong as of late in your town. What it is and what is causing it, no one is really sure about. It has been a major and devastating plauge spreading like wildfire, with no knonw cure, or even any way to slow down the process. And the effects of this disease are as horrible as you could possibly imagine - first, the disease quickly infects your entire body, spreading rapidly as it wreaks havoc on your body, causing your organs to fail in short order. After infection you'll quickly be showing symptoms - and then you will be quickly led into the arms of death - but to be totally honest, death would be a better alternative to the next stage of the disease. In the final stage of the disease, you are for all intents and purposes, dead, so to speak - but your body still remains as you come back to 'life' - reanimated as a mindless zombie. At this stage you are nothing but a mere shell of your former self, acting purely on one sole instinct - to feast on flesh! However though, while all of these zombies yearn for flesh, some of them yearn for it in different ways - some want to take the traditional zombie route, and use flesh as feed, biting into a victim and feasting on their entrails as they rip them to shreds. Others though, their desire for flesh is a bit different - they don't want to eat it, they simply just want to enjoy some pleasures of the flesh! Expect to see some truly wild and crazy XXX sex in this game between humans and zombies. A highly enjoyable and addictive game, it's also quite easy to play as well. Use the arrow keys on your keyboard to move your character around on the screen. Space bar will allow you to fire your weapon. If you find yourself totally stuck somewhere and would like to just start the game over fresh from the beginning, you can press the Z key on our keyboard to reload the game which will reset it back to the title screen.

FLASH Strip and Fuck

Strip and Fuck

Blatant and straight to the point - just the way we like to see the titles on a XXX game... after all, when your games are all about fucking and sucking, what point is there in subtlety anymore? This top notch porn game features a drop dead gorgeous, barely legal big breasted blonde hottie as the star, and she's as horny as can possibly be. Plain and simple, the way that she's dressed and has herself all sorts of dolled up, she's just begging for sex - and lucky her, she won't have to wait for that for very long at all! So, help her out and make sure to give her all of that which she is so deeply and desperately craving. Piece by piece, be sure to strip away her clothes from her hot young body by clicking on the arrows that are off to the right hand side of screen (note - you can also click left to go back, and put more clothes on her... but that would just be dumb, why would you want to do that?!). Click your mouse or tap with your finger on her tits and pussy to stimulate and tease her a little bit, making sure that you get her nice and turned on, eager and oh so ready for you to get to the main course. And what a main course it is - tonight is a very special night, she's going to be busting out something extra kinky, her nice big spiked dildo! Click on it in order to ram it in and out of her soaking wet pussy, watching her squirt hard as she orgasms repeatedly as it pounds her eager young fuck slit. A sweet little extra that the developers of this game threw in to enhance it is the replay value of it, in that it allows you to dress her up in various different outfits. Up along the top left hand side of the screen, there will be buttons that correspond to five different outfits that you can make her wear - so take your pick and soak it all in before you strip it all away and fuck her real deep and hard.

FLASH Slave Lord

Slave Lord

It's likely not the sort of thing you're going to just inject randomly into most conversations, even ones that are a little more risque, but let us all be honest here for a second - secretly, we all have dreamed of having our very own personal sex slave. Gender doesn't even matter here - man or woman, you've certainly held some desire to have your own servant around all the time, their primary purpose in life being to bring you immense amounts of pleasure. It truly is the ultimate fantasy - how grand would it be to be able to come home from a long and stressful day at your job, to come home to girl who isn't going to nag you, or burden you with how much of your money she spent shopping today while you did a 12 hour shift - nope, she's just waiting nude right where you left her, ready and incredibly eager to serve her master. If you can actually pull off this sort of a scenario in real life, then we truly salute you, and wish we were as skilled as you are. But, it's a fantasy that almost all of us will never be able to actually fulfill in life - but, at least we all get a small consolation prize in the form of Slave Lord. It is a BDSM themed game which will have you playing the role of a hideous orc who has taken a sexy slut captive in his hidden lair. Your goal - convert her into your own little fuck toy! In order to pull off this task, you are going to have to do various different things in order to win her over - give her gifts, apply mind control, and do various forms of manipulation - you know, basic things for grooming onself a slave. Should you manage to do things correctly and take the correct approach, she will in short order become totally devoted to you, your own little personal slave girl. This is a game that requires you to put in a bit of time to get to your goal - that is, it doesn't just dive headfirst into the sex, it makes you work for it a little bit. Though don't let that deter you - it really helps build up sexual tension and desire, and it will make the reward all that much more sweet once you finally get it. And you don't have to worry about necessarily finishing it all in one sitting (though, with how great this game is, you might find yourself having a hard time putting it down!) because there's a super useful save and load feature built into the game, allowing you to pick up and play from right where you left off at at a later point in time.

FLASH Your Rent is Due

Your Rent is Due

It's that time of the month, once again, and now you'll have to come up with your rent money, unless you're ready to face eviction. Much easier said than done, when you're a young hipster guy that's fresh out of art school, living in your first place that is all your own. As much as you love the freedom that it offers you to not be living at home, or with roommates, you did not anticipate how much it would all end up costing you... Worst yet, you've been fulfilling that whole starving artist stereotype - it's quite the uphill battle to try and find some work in your field, and even more so with you lacking much professional experience and being a newcomer in the field. Though you do have your part time job at the grocery store, it only gets you so far - even with using your generous employee discount for food, but it's not enough to pay all of the bills, even on a good week - and worse yet, as of late your hours have been getting slashed due to it being a slower time of the year for business. You've now reached the point that your rent is a few days past due, and not at all surprisingly, your landlord is absolutely furious about it, pounding hard on your door as she demands that you pay up now or else she'll start the paperwork to evict you from the apartment. You open the door and greet her, trying to reason with her, and then with a sly smile she tells you to come with her. You're heading back over towards her place, and all you can think of along the way is that you hope that the two of you can come to some sort of deal or understanding... well, that, and the fact that she's a total fox, with gorgeous red hair, sexy little freckles, and a body that's got curves in all of the right places. As you get to her place, she lets you inside and tells you to wait on the couch, and that she'll be right back as she slips off into the other room. A few minutes go by, and you're starting to get curious as to where she is, and what she's up to. You stealthily sneak over towards her room, and slyly poke your head around the corner, and you're quite stunned (in the best way possible) when you see her laying on her back, legs spread wide open as she frantically fingers herself and rubs hard on her clit, making the most sexy moans all of the while. You quickly feel yourself getting hard as a rock, and you just can't help yourself anymore - you whip it out right there and start tugging yourself off. It's right around that time she ends up noticing you, and shocked, she covers herself up and blushes. You're trying to find the right words to say to apologize to her, but before you can think of them she smiles and motions for you to come closer - you lay down beside her and she leans in close to you, offering to ignore the past due rent if you give her what she's truly craving - a huge orgasm, at the hands of a big hard cock!

HTML Chaotic 512

Chaotic 512

Yeah yeah, we know what you're thinking "Another 2048 game, really?" - but we don't just let anything onto our site, if it made it's way live onto the site then you can rest easy to know that it meets our very high standards of quality. We always have a special preference for games that offer a unique twist on an often replicated formula - and Chaotic 512 checks all of these boxes, and then some. While the game is by all means a clone of the 2048 game, there are a few key changes to be aware of - namely, that your target number is no longer 2048 - this time around, you will be shooting for a target score of 512. And as the name of the game states, things are certainly a bit more chaotic than most of the other games similar to it are. As you play, the game tiles will be moving around in a chaotic way on the game's playing field. The goal here, will be to catch tiles with equal values when they are lined up, one right along side another one, and then clicking on one of these two equal tiles to then merge them together into one. These two tiles will then disappear and be taken off the playing field, with a single tile coming in their place to replace them, and the value of said tile will be the sum of the two tiles that it was made up by. Keep at this long enough, and with enough skill, foresight, and a little bit of luck, you will hopefully manage to reach your target/maximum possible score of 512 points. And shit, even if you don't make it all the way there, we know that you won't mind too much, considering all the while as you do this there will be a most jaw dropping hottie putting on a hot and steamy show for you, bound to make you forget all about the task at hand!

FLASH Namis Private Island

Namis Private Island

As it tends to be for most of us, life was feeling just a bit overwhelming, and you just needed to escape. Sexy redhead hottie Nami was feeling that way and did just that - heading away to her own little personal slice of heaven in the form of a private island that she owns deep in the tropics, where the sun is always shining brightly, the air is warm, and the water is the most idyllic shade of deep blue. To say the least, it's incredibly peaceful and tranquil - though almost to a frustrating level - Nami is feeling bored, and even more so, horny. Masturbation has happened quite a bit for her, but at this point it is just boring and not filling her urges. She's aching for the feeling of a nice big cock inside of her, stretching out her tight holes - it's the only way she'll be able to fully recharge her batteries so to speak. Sadly though, she's starting to feel like it's hopeless and she'll have to leave her island paradise to get some dick when suddenly she spots a ship, apparently lost at sea appear on the horizon. Before long it's coming her way, and then it beaches itself upon the sandy beaches. The captain emerges, happy to finally feel dry land under his feet, and Nami takes notice of him and is delighted to know there's a nice big hard cock for her to enjoy now on the island. You'll be so hard that your cock is ripping through you pants once you see all of the incredibly hot and steamy plans Nami has in mind for this handsome and horny hunk who happened to come across her island sanctuary!

FLASH Adult Stripping Flash

Adult Stripping Flash

Plain and simple, if you've got both a penis and a pulse, there's not much in life that is much better than getting an opportunity to feast your hungry and horny eyes on the delicious sights of a drop dead gorgeous babe's fully nude body - and when it's being flashed at you unexpectedly and totally out of nowhere, it's all that much hotter! The developers of Adult Stripping Flash took this very concept and built a whole game around that very premise. Right off the bat here, we'll just say that as far as games go, this one won't be winning any awards soon for offering up really deep levels of interactivity - really, all you do to play the game is make a few mouse clicks - but by no means does that mean to reflect negatively on this game - it's hot as all fuck, and really, having a lower degree of interactivity is nice in the sense that it makes it much easier for you to keep one of your hands free to give yourself a good tug - and when you play this game, you won't be able to resist that urge. When you start out this fine game, you'll be at the title screen where you will be greeted by a set of six buttons, labeled with Strip One through Strip Six. For all of the six different ones, by clicking on them you'll be shown the oh so hot and sexy sight of a mouth watering big breasted brunette hottie wearing a sexy outfit. As far as what kind of outfit is, well, it all depends! Each of those buttons from the title screen corresepond to a different outfit that you can make her wear and show off to you. Some of them are rather conservative, not showing a whole lot - while on the flip side, some of them are skimpy as can be, and leaving next to nothing to the imagination! Whichever one of the six you decide to pick, you'll always end up getting the same type of reward out of it. Use your mouse (or finger, if you're playing on a touch enabled device such as a phone or tablet) to click on one of the buttons corresponding to the six different strip scenes and then you'll be able to click on her (sometimes it will require several clicks) to make her strip down. How she strips down will depend on what sort of outfit she is wearing - for instance, one of them she will be wearing a long white shirt on top - she will have more and more water dumped on her as you click on her, which will cause that tight form fitting shirt of hers to turn almost entirely transparent, letting you get a nice and steamy view of everything that she's hiding beneath her pesky clothing. Some of the scenes in the game will even let you be able to do things one of two different ways - you'll know you're playing one of these when the game at the start of the scene prompts you to make a choice between different ways that you would like to do things. Though for all of the scenes in this top notch XXX title, some things will stay the same - when you first load up one of the scenes, you will have to click the button labeled START in the upper left corner to get things playing out and moving forward, and then once you're at the end of the scene, you can choose to replay the scene that you just got to watch, or click back to main to bring you back to the title screen to pick from one of the other hot strip scenes.

FLASH Cannibal Roulette

Cannibal Roulette

There's some people out there who get a deep thril out of games of chance - and the most legendary (and lethal) game of chance there is goes by the name of Russian Roulette. You might have heard of it before, or seen it in certain Hollywood movies... it's a deadly game of chance in which you take a gun, generalla a six shooter revolver, and one bullet. Load the bullet into one of the six holes, and then use your hand to give a nice big spin to the cylinder. Here's where it gets truly insane - you then put the gun up to your own head, and pull the trigger. When you play this most lethal game of chance, you have precisely a 1 in 6 chance of blowing your brains out from your skull in the process. Cannibal Roulette is a game that draws heavily in inspiration from Russian Roulette, but of course, with a XXX twist being added in! When you start out in the game you will find yourself in the middle of a jungle, after you and your team had successfully managed to reach out and contact a tribe that until now had been previously uncontacted by the rest of the world. There was very little information available about them, though there had been persistent but unconfrimed rumors that the tribe engages in cannibalism - the eating of human flesh. Despite all of this, the tribe seems to be showing you quite a bit amount of hospitality - they've marched out a group of six of the tribes finest ladies, dressed in the tribes traditional, ultra revealing clothes. Stepping towards you, the chief of the tribe proceeds to inform you that you're free to take your pick amongst the girls - and not only that, you've been giving the thumbs up to do whatever you want with them! But, you shouldn't let your guard down here too much... something seems off about all of this. The thing is, one of these six sexy ladies is a cannibal - and you have no way at all to tell which one it is! All of the girls look the same, so you're playing a lethal game of chance here. If you're lucky, these girls will make your dream come true.. but if not, it's the slow and painful end for you! When the game prompts you to make your pick between the girls, it will have them all lined up in a row - you have an 5 in 6 chance of some wonderful pleasure, but there's that 1 in 6 chance of you meeting a gruesome end... but since you have no other choice, time to take your pick! Use your mouse cursor to point at and select a girl, and then click on them. Should you have chosen wisely, and the girl you picked is not the cannibal, she'll proceed to drop down onto her knees and wrap her soft and skilled lips around your big hard cock to suck you off a little bit. Once she's finished sucking your cock and devouring every last drop of your hot cum, the game will prompt you to pick again. You will keep this process going, picking again every time until you inevitably get down to the cannibal. Things will start out normal enough, leading you into a false sense of security that will be quickly shattered as instead of sucking on your cock, she promptly bites down hard on it, tearing it off to let you bleed out from your cock as the rest of the tribe descends upon your bloody body to begin feasting on your flesh before you've even had a chance to die!