You're a deviant college tutor but now you're past as a fired massage therapist is rearing its ugly head. This could end your string of sexy fun times with hot college girls you've manipulated. How do you keep getting blowjobs without getting exposed as a creep?
At this point you can't even recall how long you've been lusting for this babe - but seeing her walking home alone tonight, you seized your chance. After grabbing her, you take her to an abandoned warehouse nearby, where you've got all your bondage tools ready - time for some pain and pleasure!
If you are a bit older, say in your early 30s or later, then you probably can remember spending some formative times of your youth inside of the dark and dingy poorly lit rooms, with the only source of light really coming from the warm glow of a CRT tube monitor, mounted in an arcade cabinet in a line of other glowing and beeping machines along the wall of your local arcade. Chances are too, your local arcade had an Asteroids machine - after all, it is one of the true classics of gaming! If you liked that game when you were younger... well, as an adult, you'll just absolutely fucking love ASSteroids! As you have likely already figured out from the not so subtle title of the game, ASSteroids is a XXX twist on the arcade classic, Asteroids. Naturally though, things are done up a bit differently this time around. Instead of you controlling a space ship, this time around you will be the commander of a dick. And no longer is there enemy aircraft to look out for - those have been replaced by some jaw dropping, big breasted blonde babes with their legs spread wide open as they shoot out globs of juices from their pussy at your craft - make sure to dodge this! Just like you remembered with those old arcade games, the difficulty level in this game is pretty damn relentless. Getting hit - even just one single time - will be your immediate death, resulting in a game over and necessitating that you start the whole game all over again. To have any hope to win in this game, you will need to make sure your reflexes are quick so you can dodge projectiles in time before they hit you. You will also need to be precise with your shots (which of course, are loads of cum being fired off from the nose of your ship/head of your dick!) to shoot down the blonde babes before they can take you out. It's all about getting a high score in this game - see how high you can get! Along the right hand side of the screen, there are a few numbers you'll want to keep mind of. Up at the top is your score - for each ship you take out and every level and wave you move forward, this will go up. Score is king in this game - get it as high as you can! Down in the lower portion of the right side of the screen are two more numbers - one for level, and one for wave. Each level is made up of several waves, and you'll have to clear each wave without taking any damage to be able to move along to the next level, all the way until you've run through all of the games levels. Don't miss out on this highly fun and deeply nostalgic XXX game!
Though Skyrim does offer you an undoubtedly impressive amount of freedom in where you can go, what you can see, choices you can make, and things you can do, there's one glaring omission - sex. I mean, come on, you let us do damn near anything else, but not that? You'll even let us have spouses and children but no sex? Come on Bethesda, step it up for the next Elder Scrolls game! While we all know it's likely to be many, many years before that game (plus, their uptight shareholders would almost certainly not allow sex to be featured in game), at least for now we can get our fix in the form of Skyrim Blowjob. You're high up on High Hrothgar, the highest peak in all of Tamriel and you've got yourself a drop dead gorgeous half elf brunette honey who is eager to put her soft skilled lips to good work on your big rock hard cock. Click on the the actions as they appear in the upper left portion of the screen. Pay close attention to the arousal meter at the upper left of the screen - because if you dwindle too long on an action, the meter will decrease. Once you have the meter filled up, click the button to cum and fill her mouth up with a massive load of jizz shot deep down her elvish throat.
Don't act like you didn't see this coming - with how hyper sexual everything about the Bayonetta games was, it was a given that there would be a porn spoof - and here it is, from Porn Bastards. See the sexy witch babe wearing only her glasses as she sucks cock and gets her pussy pounded hard!
Make your brain do a little bit of work while you do a little work to yourself below the belt! This game has you guessing which of a group of girls is hiding on the other side of the door. You'll be shown a view in negative colors, and need to guess who it is. Guess right, and they strip nude!
After cheating on your wife and enrolling in sex therapy, you're not seemingly on your way to the righteous path. You still want to bang your hot neighbor who misses the secret affair. Your therapist is hot and flirtatious. Its all a bad formula. But hey, this is a XXX game, what do you expect?
You can hear the rooster calling out, as the sun peeks in through the windows. It's morning, and you've got some serious morning wood - too bad your girl is still asleep. You're just so horny though - so fuck it, go for it - just be delicate as you grope and fuck her, you don't want her to wake up