Rise of the Crime Lord

In Rise of the Crime Lord, Rick is an average guy who has a white-collar job. He's got an excellent job, but the rest of his life sucks. His marriage is on the rocks, his boss is an asshole, and he feels like his life is going nowhere. It sucks to be Rick, and he's tired of living this terrible life where he doesn't want to wake up and get out of bed every day. Rick discovers a world that most people only see about in the movies. He's introduced to gangsters, criminals, and police officers who are crooked. Will Rick go back to his boring shitty life, or will he pursue a life of crime?

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FLASH Your Rent is Due

Your Rent is Due

It's that time of the month, once again, and now you'll have to come up with your rent money, unless you're ready to face eviction. Much easier said than done, when you're a young hipster guy that's fresh out of art school, living in your first place that is all your own. As much as you love the freedom that it offers you to not be living at home, or with roommates, you did not anticipate how much it would all end up costing you... Worst yet, you've been fulfilling that whole starving artist stereotype - it's quite the uphill battle to try and find some work in your field, and even more so with you lacking much professional experience and being a newcomer in the field. Though you do have your part time job at the grocery store, it only gets you so far - even with using your generous employee discount for food, but it's not enough to pay all of the bills, even on a good week - and worse yet, as of late your hours have been getting slashed due to it being a slower time of the year for business. You've now reached the point that your rent is a few days past due, and not at all surprisingly, your landlord is absolutely furious about it, pounding hard on your door as she demands that you pay up now or else she'll start the paperwork to evict you from the apartment. You open the door and greet her, trying to reason with her, and then with a sly smile she tells you to come with her. You're heading back over towards her place, and all you can think of along the way is that you hope that the two of you can come to some sort of deal or understanding... well, that, and the fact that she's a total fox, with gorgeous red hair, sexy little freckles, and a body that's got curves in all of the right places. As you get to her place, she lets you inside and tells you to wait on the couch, and that she'll be right back as she slips off into the other room. A few minutes go by, and you're starting to get curious as to where she is, and what she's up to. You stealthily sneak over towards her room, and slyly poke your head around the corner, and you're quite stunned (in the best way possible) when you see her laying on her back, legs spread wide open as she frantically fingers herself and rubs hard on her clit, making the most sexy moans all of the while. You quickly feel yourself getting hard as a rock, and you just can't help yourself anymore - you whip it out right there and start tugging yourself off. It's right around that time she ends up noticing you, and shocked, she covers herself up and blushes. You're trying to find the right words to say to apologize to her, but before you can think of them she smiles and motions for you to come closer - you lay down beside her and she leans in close to you, offering to ignore the past due rent if you give her what she's truly craving - a huge orgasm, at the hands of a big hard cock!

HTML Last Brick in the Wall

Last Brick in the Wall

All too often, people seem to lack common sense. Think about all through history when attempts have been made to put up a wall around something that they assume other people will want - it accompishes literally nothing. I mean, sure, it might have the effect of slightly slowing things down a bit, but it sure as hell won't stop anything. This is a lesson that was apparently missed by whoever built the wall in the game Last Brick in the Wall. This particular asshole has got a nice giant screen going on, and on the screen is an incredibly hot and steamy XXX movie being played, and apparently he decided that no one else deserves to see it but him. You however though, have a different feeling - you do indeed to see it, and so does anyone and everyone else who wants to see it - something this great shouldn't be withheld from the masses! You will be able to achieve your goal of bringing down the wall courtesy of your explosive bubbles. When you have two bubbles end up overlapping each other, they end up getting charged up and will start to shine. During the time that they are shining, there is a a possibility of them exploding, with the explosion causing the nearest brick to be destroyed. If you hope to succeed, you will need to catch them in this brief moment and click on the shining bubble to clear out the bricks. Once you destroy all of the bricks, finally, you're able to take in all the steamy sights and sounds of the video playing behind it... but enjoy it while it lasts, because in short order you'll be moved onto the next level to bring the wall back down again, and each time you do so the video being played becomes increasingly more erotic and explicit. As much as it will be annoying to have that god damn wall constantly get rebuilt, it is certainly quite a wonderful reward to see the show behind it each and every time you knock that fucker down to rubble!