President Evil

In President Evil, a Romanian village serves as the setting for this Resident Evil parody. Can you make it out of here alive and undamaged? Lady Dimitrescu is a hulking, beautiful vampire, so use your wits and persuasion skills to get the help of the local villagers. It's more than a challenge to get from start to finish in this game; it will highlight your decision-making skills. All of you fans of Resident Evil will find the characters and situations familiar throughout the game.

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FLASH Pimp Quest

Pimp Quest

"Pimpin' ain't easy" - truer words have never been said, and that statement couldn't possibly ring any more true for the hero in the game Pimp's Quest. Don't think that just because this is a video game it's going to be easy, either... sure, it might be a little easier than being a pimp in real life, but it stll definitely will not be easy! We don't know what the deal is in this city, if this pimp is just wildly successful and everyone else is jealous or what, but whatever it is as the cause, the people of this city seem to be hell bent on taking him out. Even something just as simple as this pimp walking down the sidewalk is something of pure chaos - as she walks along, this poor guy is stuck dealing with psychos pushing out and dropping heavy objects from high up windows like anvils and safes, with them whizzing past him left and right threatening to turn him into a puddle of messy goo on the pavement if one manages to hit him. So, your job as the player here is going to be to keep this pimp safe - though if you're going to keep him safe from all of those heavy objects raining down, then you're going to need to have some really quick reflexes going on. In order to achieve this, you will need to use the arrow keys on your keyboard to quickly and safely move the pimp out of the way from what other wise would almost certainly be an instant and quick death. Speed is of the essence though - there is just a very short window of opportunity in which you must react, so it is essential that you keep your fingers on the ready, resting right on the arrows keys, ready to quickly dodge at just the right moment. And if you thought that was tough enough, well, it's not the only hazard this poor pimp is stuck facing - he's also got lots of rival pimps jealous of his success that want to see him dead - which leaves him no choice other than to keep a gun on his person at all times as well - and that's not just for show either, you'll need to use it to keep this pimp alive and kicking! To shoot these rival pimps and other unsavory types like gang members attacking you, you will need to move around the cursor with your mouse (or your finger, if you're using a touch enabled device such as a phone or a tablet) to aim at your victim, and then tap your finger or click the left mouse button to shoot off your gun - but as it is with dodging the dangers in other parts of Pimp's Quest, you will also need to have quick reflexes and actions to get your shot off first, before their bullets end up hitting you. A challenging game, but a highly rewarding one at that - highly recommended!

FLASH Elsa's Dreams

Elsa's Dreams

When you play Elsa's Dreams, you will be placed into the shoes of Jason, a oung guy who works at a local and highly successful publishing house. Today is another day of work, and it starts right off feeling as if it was any other day on the job as you chat with a coworker while the two of you are on break over by the water cooler. You tell him about the dreams that you've had lately, a recurring dream in which you keep saying the same beautiful woman as you sleep, night after night for quite some time now. Before long though, it's time to get back to work - the two of you will be making some deliveries around the city today. There's a couple of stops that will be made on the route, and you are pulling up to your first one of the day - a little local book store called Elysian Books. After parking the van in the back alley, you get out and start to load out the delivery from the back of the van and into the store - but right when you get in you almost stop dead in your tracks when you see the girl who is working the desk. "It's her!" you think to yourself, looking at her, finally seeing in the flesh the woman who is in your dreams each and every night lately. You're feeling overwhelmed - after you would wake up from a dream, she's all you found yourself thinking about through the day, up until you went back to sleep to see her all over again. You know what they say though, follow you dreams! Make those dreams of yours finally become your reality and get all sorts of down and dirty with Elsa!