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Poker Pong 3

What do you get when you take pong, poker, and Arkanoid? You get Poker Pong 3! A cross between these games, you'll have to steer the ball towards the combo of cards that offers the best poker hand (the standard values apply). If you win, the girls will get naked - and it's more explicit as you go

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HTML Black Jerk V2

Black Jerk V2

Want all of the fun of the casino, but without the risk of going in the hole financially? Better yet, how about we take that and make it even sweeter by letting you see all sorts of hot and steamy XXX sights while you play! If this sounds like something that is right up your alley, then we can confidently say that you will not want to miss out on Black Jerk V2! The game is just like how it would be if you were playing Black Jack on one of the video machines at a casino, and the rules of this game are the same as they would be there. If you're not familiar with the game, here's how it works. CLick on cards, and your goal will be to try and get 21 points in total, which is also known as Black Jack, where the game gets its name from. Once you are able to get 21 points (or close to it, without going bust) you will win that round and receive the pot. If you go over 21 points, you will lose that round, and go down one level, this is known as going bust. A good rule of thumb here, is to hit up to 16 points, and then stand at any points above it, unless you're feeling rather daring or lucky. The standard bet in this game is $20, and this is also the initial value of your bank. Once you are able to amass a total of $100 in your bank, the game will move you up to the next level. Best of all, when you get into the higher levels of the game, the steamy XXX action being played out will get all that much more steamy and explicit! Card values in the game are as follows: numbered cards are worth the number value that is printed upon them, Jack, Queen, and King are all worth 10 points each, and aces are a special case - they can be worth either 1 or 11 points and are the most useful card to have dealt to you by far.

FLASH Jail Break

Jail Break

Famous (but more like infamous) local legend/pervert Hugh has been once again as always busted by the cops for being up to his usual creepy antics - peeoping on all of the ladies and jerking off at the beach, without fear of any reprecussions or who might see while he creepily stares down all of the females there wearing their swimsuits. Despite being a repeat offender, he gets caught and is only sentenced to a few days in prison - which really isnt' that bad of a sentence for his crime, especially when you take into account he's currently up to his ninth offense for the same fucking thing! Though in Hugh's opinions, it's just a case of straight up cruel and unusual, totally uncalled for punishment - and it will be all up to you to get him broken out from the confines of his prison cell so that he can reclaim his rightful place down at the becah and get back to his usual antics of creeping and tugging on his prick. To get back to where he belogns, Hugh decides that he'll just get the key from the boner inducing big breasted hottie who acts as the prison guard - and maybe if he's really lucky, he'll get to fuck her as well! Be sure to work on reaching for the broom nearby you in order to knock the keys free - to do this, reach out towards it and then allow the meter to fill up - but while you do this, you will have to make sure to pay real close attention to the prison guard, because if she catches you in the middle of trying to obtain the keys, it will be game over for you! So, make sure to stop quickly any time that she starts to look in your direction. On top of all of this, there will also be a dog who will be annoyingly getting in your way, but thankfully you can use your fit in order to fix that quick and easy. Once you have managed to successfully obtain the key to the jail cell, be sure to take care of the sexy prison guard by fucking her real nice and good before you sprint your way back to the beach to get back to what you were doing before the annoying police showed up and spoiled your fun for a few hours before you managed to reclaim your freedom!