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Pimp Quest

"Pimpin' ain't easy" - truer words have never been said, and that statement couldn't possibly ring any more true for the hero in the game Pimp's Quest. Don't think that just because this is a video game it's going to be easy, either... sure, it might be a little easier than being a pimp in real life, but it stll definitely will not be easy! We don't know what the deal is in this city, if this pimp is just wildly successful and everyone else is jealous or what, but whatever it is as the cause, the people of this city seem to be hell bent on taking him out. Even something just as simple as this pimp walking down the sidewalk is something of pure chaos - as she walks along, this poor guy is stuck dealing with psychos pushing out and dropping heavy objects from high up windows like anvils and safes, with them whizzing past him left and right threatening to turn him into a puddle of messy goo on the pavement if one manages to hit him. So, your job as the player here is going to be to keep this pimp safe - though if you're going to keep him safe from all of those heavy objects raining down, then you're going to need to have some really quick reflexes going on. In order to achieve this, you will need to use the arrow keys on your keyboard to quickly and safely move the pimp out of the way from what other wise would almost certainly be an instant and quick death. Speed is of the essence though - there is just a very short window of opportunity in which you must react, so it is essential that you keep your fingers on the ready, resting right on the arrows keys, ready to quickly dodge at just the right moment. And if you thought that was tough enough, well, it's not the only hazard this poor pimp is stuck facing - he's also got lots of rival pimps jealous of his success that want to see him dead - which leaves him no choice other than to keep a gun on his person at all times as well - and that's not just for show either, you'll need to use it to keep this pimp alive and kicking! To shoot these rival pimps and other unsavory types like gang members attacking you, you will need to move around the cursor with your mouse (or your finger, if you're using a touch enabled device such as a phone or a tablet) to aim at your victim, and then tap your finger or click the left mouse button to shoot off your gun - but as it is with dodging the dangers in other parts of Pimp's Quest, you will also need to have quick reflexes and actions to get your shot off first, before their bullets end up hitting you. A challenging game, but a highly rewarding one at that - highly recommended!

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Last Brick in the Wall

All too often, people seem to lack common sense. Think about all through history when attempts have been made to put up a wall around something that they assume other people will want - it accompishes literally nothing. I mean, sure, it might have the effect of slightly slowing things down a bit, but it sure as hell won't stop anything. This is a lesson that was apparently missed by whoever built the wall in the game Last Brick in the Wall. This particular asshole has got a nice giant screen going on, and on the screen is an incredibly hot and steamy XXX movie being played, and apparently he decided that no one else deserves to see it but him. You however though, have a different feeling - you do indeed to see it, and so does anyone and everyone else who wants to see it - something this great shouldn't be withheld from the masses! You will be able to achieve your goal of bringing down the wall courtesy of your explosive bubbles. When you have two bubbles end up overlapping each other, they end up getting charged up and will start to shine. During the time that they are shining, there is a a possibility of them exploding, with the explosion causing the nearest brick to be destroyed. If you hope to succeed, you will need to catch them in this brief moment and click on the shining bubble to clear out the bricks. Once you destroy all of the bricks, finally, you're able to take in all the steamy sights and sounds of the video playing behind it... but enjoy it while it lasts, because in short order you'll be moved onto the next level to bring the wall back down again, and each time you do so the video being played becomes increasingly more erotic and explicit. As much as it will be annoying to have that god damn wall constantly get rebuilt, it is certainly quite a wonderful reward to see the show behind it each and every time you knock that fucker down to rubble!