"Pimpin' ain't easy" - truer words have never been said, and that statement couldn't possibly ring any more true for the hero in the game Pimp's Quest. Don't think that just because this is a video game it's going to be easy, either... sure, it might be a little easier than being a pimp in real life, but it stll definitely will not be easy! We don't know what the deal is in this city, if this pimp is just wildly successful and everyone else is jealous or what, but whatever it is as the cause, the people of this city seem to be hell bent on taking him out. Even something just as simple as this pimp walking down the sidewalk is something of pure chaos - as she walks along, this poor guy is stuck dealing with psychos pushing out and dropping heavy objects from high up windows like anvils and safes, with them whizzing past him left and right threatening to turn him into a puddle of messy goo on the pavement if one manages to hit him. So, your job as the player here is going to be to keep this pimp safe - though if you're going to keep him safe from all of those heavy objects raining down, then you're going to need to have some really quick reflexes going on. In order to achieve this, you will need to use the arrow keys on your keyboard to quickly and safely move the pimp out of the way from what other wise would almost certainly be an instant and quick death. Speed is of the essence though - there is just a very short window of opportunity in which you must react, so it is essential that you keep your fingers on the ready, resting right on the arrows keys, ready to quickly dodge at just the right moment. And if you thought that was tough enough, well, it's not the only hazard this poor pimp is stuck facing - he's also got lots of rival pimps jealous of his success that want to see him dead - which leaves him no choice other than to keep a gun on his person at all times as well - and that's not just for show either, you'll need to use it to keep this pimp alive and kicking! To shoot these rival pimps and other unsavory types like gang members attacking you, you will need to move around the cursor with your mouse (or your finger, if you're using a touch enabled device such as a phone or a tablet) to aim at your victim, and then tap your finger or click the left mouse button to shoot off your gun - but as it is with dodging the dangers in other parts of Pimp's Quest, you will also need to have quick reflexes and actions to get your shot off first, before their bullets end up hitting you. A challenging game, but a highly rewarding one at that - highly recommended!
Porn Bastards always is there for you when you want to see your favorite cartoon characters sucking cock and getting fucked hard. This time around, the star of their latest title is none other than everyone's favorite redhead reporter, April O'Neil from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Through the incredibly heroic efforts of Tifa, Cloud, and the gang, Earth is safe from the threat of Sephiroth and Meteor. Regular life afterwards for Tifa, has been quite frankly boring after that. She needs excitement again - so while running her bar, she also offers her body to horny customers!
One that is bound to appeal to all of your hard rocking, head banging types, here's 30 Seconds to Muff! Plain and simple, if you love to rock out (especially with your cock out!), then you will absolutely adore this game! This game will put you in the role of famed musician and actor, Jared Leto. Naturally, when you're a guy who is as attractive as he is, famous not only from starring in hit Hollywood blockbusters but also through tearing up the Billboard charts with his band, he's always got all sorts of drop dead gorgeous honeys throwing themselves at him - and plenty of those babes who are eagerly throwing themselves at him are fellow Hollywood A-list hotties as well! You will be given the oh so wonderful chance to take your pick from a total of six different sexy starlets for our buddy Jared - this game has Cameron Diaz, Lindsay Lohan, Corina Taylor, Scarlett Johansen, Ashley Olson, and also there is a nameless, but mouth watering rock star groupie babe that you can choose as well. You'll be given your chance to take your pick from one of those girls, and then the real fun will finally be getting started! Once you've brought your choice of babe back to your posh upscale hotel room, use the up and down arrow keys on your keyboard to control Jared's thrusting of his big rock hard famous cock in and out of your chosen babe's soaking wet and incredibly fucking eager pussy. Be sure to keep things varied and exciting by changing up sex positions, done by using the space bar key on your computer's keyboard. Your goal when you are playing 30 Seconds to Muff will be to make sure that you succeed in making your partner cum nice and hard, sending them into ecstacy with a powerful orgasm before you end up cumming nice and hard yourself. As it is when you have sex in real life, longevity here will be the key - the longer that you are able to stay hard and avoid cumming, the more chances you have to bone more of the girls contained in the game. Should you succeed in this goal and manage to pound the pussies, mouths, and assholes of all six of these girls, you will then be brought to the games' top secret "BONE-HER" round! All the while that you are doing this, your ears will not only be treated to the oh so fucking sexy moans and squeals of these babes getting fucked, but also the hard hitting rock tunes from 30 Seconds to Mars, with their smash hit song "Attack!".
At the union of human and computer is Vivi, a hybrid life form. She was relaxing, enjoying a simulation of a beach when her systems get attacked by a virus which quickly makes some drastic and horrifying changes to the simulation - she better prepare that tight little asshole for a hard pounding!
Combining two of our favorite genres, Sex Kitten 2 is a dating sim/RPG hybrid, and it truly makes for a great game. The setting is a school - so you'll certainly have plenty of chances to fuck hot schoolgirls, provided you say and do the right things for them to win their favor before they give it!
Showing us that the developers of this game have a sense of humor right off the bat, Study Hard shows you first hand what sort of lengths you will have to go to in order to get good grades in school if you want the high marks without doing any of the actual required course work! The star of this game, a nasty and naughty barely legal blonde hottie had been partying hard on campus and missing her classes all semester long. Her actions have caused her to have no other choice but to take some summer classes to rry and make up for the credits that she had missed out on. But, as you might have already guessed by now, this particular hottie isn't exactly a smart one. Quite frankly, she's a bit of an idiot - try as she might, whatever she's taught just never seems ot stick for her. Though it's not like she was dealt the worst hand in life - she may be a bit on the dumb side of things, but she was certainly rather blessed in another way - she's got an absolutely amazing body and a gorgeous face to boot. Plain and simple, she's pretty much your typical male's fantasy of the perfect woman, with long and flowing beautiful blonde hair, puffy blowjob lips, blue eyes, big tits, and a body like that of a goddess. She's never had a problem using her charms to her advantage, and she plans to do just that once again and make sure that she still earns an A in the grade book - and without having to cut into her precious partying time by taking summer classes! To do that though, she's going to have to put that sexy body of hers to work - sucking and tugging the rock hard cocks of each and every one of her horny teachers, making sure to not stop until she's devoured every last drop of their hot and sticky cum, and let them pound out both her pussy and asshole as well.
Please, kick me into a pit like this! In the game, you'll be running a brothel. To be a truly successful pimp, you'll need to hire some ladies and get clients. Don't stop there though - take those profits and put it back into the brothel to hire even hotter girls, and in no time you'll be rich!
Similar to us, the sexy ginger honey that's the star in this game loves to play porn games on her computer. And just like us too, this leads to her getting horny and playing with herself. Fingers aren't quite enough though - she needs her dildo. Seeing as though it was misplaced, help her find it
Just in time for that new Smash Brothers game coming up for the Nintendo Switch, Super Smash Brothers - Sexual Melee will make a nice XXX way to pass the time while you anxiously await release date on the new game. By now we're assuming if you're at all any bit of a gamer, you have played at least a bit of Nintendo's long running and highly succesful fighting game series, Super Smash Brothers. The games are a blast and it's easy to see why they are as popular as they are, giving you the chance to take all of your favorite characters from all of Nintendo's many legendary games and have them fight it out to the death with each other. This is a little bit different than that though - at a certain point, it seems all of the brawlers saw there was little to no point in fighting - what good did it do? Make love, not war! When you are playing Super Smash Brothers - Sexual Melee, all of that fighting has ben set off to the side - now instead of fighting your opponent, you will be fucking them instead! You will be able to take your pick between three familiar faces, and once you have made your choice, the game will start. As you fuck your opponent, if you look up along the upper left hand part of the screen you will find buttons that let you pick from three different speeds to fuck her at, and then over down in the bottom right hand corner of the screen there will be a meter that will be gradually filling up, which indicates how close she is to reaching orgasm. Just like it tends to be when you have sex in real life, you will want to start things out by fucking them real nice and slow, but after a while you can pick up some more speed, before finally going full tilt and pounding that snatch out all sorts of deep and hard. Similar to how things are in the fighting game it is based off of, you win a round by draining a meter - in the fighting games, its a meter representing your rivals health - but in this game, it represents your balls! So make sure to go real hard and fully drain them things by cumming deep inside of each and every one of your opponents tight and oh so eager holes.
He's the best friend you could ever want - your giant iron robot that you love to pilot all across the land. Usually, at least - it's broken right now and needs repairs. Your best bet to raise money would probably be to just fuck the local ladies to get them to contribute, until you've got enough.
There's no one sure of what the cause is, but it's been reason for concern with all those weird sounds coming from the city sewers - what could be making it? Well, you'll find out soon enough, because the star of this game is about to become this horny sewer monster's latest victim!