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FLASH Pokemon a Go Go

Pokemon a Go Go

The thing about fads, is they seem to come in really fast, swell up to huge levels of popularity, and then die out - and Pokemon Go was a perfect example of this - for a few weeks two summers ago, it was truly all the rage, but that all died out in pretty short order. And of course, you've been around the internet long enough now to know that anything will inevitably get a porn parody made of it, and Pokemon A Go Go is a prime example of this. As of late, the Pokemon have supressed that constant urge to battle it out amongst each other, putting aside all of that fighting and training to just relax and enjoy some recreation time. Luck would have it, one of the favorite recreational spots of all of these Pokemon is at the local strip clubs, more likely than not because they're hoping to charm the dancers and get special treatment on account of how cute they are, at least some of them... But the thing is though, they truly have become a massive nuisance as of late, driving most of the other customers completely insane and causing them to no longer come out to the clubs. In turn, this is costing the clubs and the dancers themselves a lot in lost profits. Something needs to be done to take care of the problem - and you're the one who has been tasked with making it happen. Armed with a canon, it's up to you to clear out the cuddly creatures from the clubs to make it so that they start making money again after the customers return to them. To fire your canon, click on the screen and aim the canon by moving the cursor around with your mouse (or your finger, if you are playing the game on a touch enabled device such as a smartphone or a tablet) and then click on the mouse button to take your shot. This is one of those examples of a game that having some actual knowledge and experience firing a gun will actually help you out, because the game boasts some fairly advanced ballistic physics, which you will need to pay mind to before you fire off your shots, if you hope to have them hit the targets that you intend them to. If you are able to take out five Pokemon while you are playing, you will be moved on to the next level of this game - and there's quite a number of levels there, sure to keep you occupied for a good chunk of time.

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ASSteroids

If you are a bit older, say in your early 30s or later, then you probably can remember spending some formative times of your youth inside of the dark and dingy poorly lit rooms, with the only source of light really coming from the warm glow of a CRT tube monitor, mounted in an arcade cabinet in a line of other glowing and beeping machines along the wall of your local arcade. Chances are too, your local arcade had an Asteroids machine - after all, it is one of the true classics of gaming! If you liked that game when you were younger... well, as an adult, you'll just absolutely fucking love ASSteroids! As you have likely already figured out from the not so subtle title of the game, ASSteroids is a XXX twist on the arcade classic, Asteroids. Naturally though, things are done up a bit differently this time around. Instead of you controlling a space ship, this time around you will be the commander of a dick. And no longer is there enemy aircraft to look out for - those have been replaced by some jaw dropping, big breasted blonde babes with their legs spread wide open as they shoot out globs of juices from their pussy at your craft - make sure to dodge this! Just like you remembered with those old arcade games, the difficulty level in this game is pretty damn relentless. Getting hit - even just one single time - will be your immediate death, resulting in a game over and necessitating that you start the whole game all over again. To have any hope to win in this game, you will need to make sure your reflexes are quick so you can dodge projectiles in time before they hit you. You will also need to be precise with your shots (which of course, are loads of cum being fired off from the nose of your ship/head of your dick!) to shoot down the blonde babes before they can take you out. It's all about getting a high score in this game - see how high you can get! Along the right hand side of the screen, there are a few numbers you'll want to keep mind of. Up at the top is your score - for each ship you take out and every level and wave you move forward, this will go up. Score is king in this game - get it as high as you can! Down in the lower portion of the right side of the screen are two more numbers - one for level, and one for wave. Each level is made up of several waves, and you'll have to clear each wave without taking any damage to be able to move along to the next level, all the way until you've run through all of the games levels. Don't miss out on this highly fun and deeply nostalgic XXX game!