My Future Wife - Ep1

Do you think it's possible to travel through time? Let me tell you my tale if you don't believe in it. I was a senior in high school, turning 18 at the time. What made me unique was my ability to time travel 30 seconds in the future. I was baffled as to why. When I masturbated for the first time, it suddenly began happening to me. As long as I didn't blink, I could predict what would happen in the following 30 seconds by focusing on the girl's boobs while watching porn. The reason why that's important is that my mom used to walk into my bedroom without knocking first. In any case, it was impossible for me to cheat on any examinations or win the lottery with only 30 seconds in the future.

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HTML Stop the Flush

Stop the Flush

Here is a game that is sure to feel a bit familar to those among us who have spent a little bit of time at the casino using the video poker machines. Stop the Flush is a bit like that, but it offers you something we can confidently say that the casinos never do - some hardcore XXX action to accompany your card game playing! When you play the game, there wil be cards moving around across the playing field, arranged into five rows in total. Your goal will be to catch the position of a column that offers the best poker hand combo of five cards. As you play, there will be a full decks worth of 52 cards moving around on the screen in these rows, and you will have the ability to stop them at any given time and position by clicking on or touching the stop button with your finger. From there, you will have to chose the column out of the five that offers you the best poker hand - do this by clicking on any given card in the column that you have chosen. Get a higher scoring hand than your opponenent and you will win, and recieve money out of the pot in accordance with the combination ratio. The standard poker hand values apply here, with the lowest scoring hand being two of a kind (two of any card), and the highest being a royal flush (A 10 card, Jack, Queen, King, and an Ace all of the same suit - a very, very rare combo). When you are able to amass a total of $200 in your bank you will get moved up to the next level of the game, where the XXX show that you get to watch will become all that much more hot and steamy. This is a game that you won't want to miss out on if you enjoy card games just as much as you do tits and ass!