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Kim Arsedashian

A game following a certain big booty, dumb hoe, who is married to an idiotic, egotistical rapper. You know who this game is going for! Enjoy seeing her taking cocks in each and every one of her holes, fully interactive and directed entirely by you, the player! You won't want to miss out on this!

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ASSteroids

ASSteroids

If you are a bit older, say in your early 30s or later, then you probably can remember spending some formative times of your youth inside of the dark and dingy poorly lit rooms, with the only source of light really coming from the warm glow of a CRT tube monitor, mounted in an arcade cabinet in a line of other glowing and beeping machines along the wall of your local arcade. Chances are too, your local arcade had an Asteroids machine - after all, it is one of the true classics of gaming! If you liked that game when you were younger... well, as an adult, you'll just absolutely fucking love ASSteroids! As you have likely already figured out from the not so subtle title of the game, ASSteroids is a XXX twist on the arcade classic, Asteroids. Naturally though, things are done up a bit differently this time around. Instead of you controlling a space ship, this time around you will be the commander of a dick. And no longer is there enemy aircraft to look out for - those have been replaced by some jaw dropping, big breasted blonde babes with their legs spread wide open as they shoot out globs of juices from their pussy at your craft - make sure to dodge this! Just like you remembered with those old arcade games, the difficulty level in this game is pretty damn relentless. Getting hit - even just one single time - will be your immediate death, resulting in a game over and necessitating that you start the whole game all over again. To have any hope to win in this game, you will need to make sure your reflexes are quick so you can dodge projectiles in time before they hit you. You will also need to be precise with your shots (which of course, are loads of cum being fired off from the nose of your ship/head of your dick!) to shoot down the blonde babes before they can take you out. It's all about getting a high score in this game - see how high you can get! Along the right hand side of the screen, there are a few numbers you'll want to keep mind of. Up at the top is your score - for each ship you take out and every level and wave you move forward, this will go up. Score is king in this game - get it as high as you can! Down in the lower portion of the right side of the screen are two more numbers - one for level, and one for wave. Each level is made up of several waves, and you'll have to clear each wave without taking any damage to be able to move along to the next level, all the way until you've run through all of the games levels. Don't miss out on this highly fun and deeply nostalgic XXX game!

Last Brick in the Wall

Last Brick in the Wall

All too often, people seem to lack common sense. Think about all through history when attempts have been made to put up a wall around something that they assume other people will want - it accompishes literally nothing. I mean, sure, it might have the effect of slightly slowing things down a bit, but it sure as hell won't stop anything. This is a lesson that was apparently missed by whoever built the wall in the game Last Brick in the Wall. This particular asshole has got a nice giant screen going on, and on the screen is an incredibly hot and steamy XXX movie being played, and apparently he decided that no one else deserves to see it but him. You however though, have a different feeling - you do indeed to see it, and so does anyone and everyone else who wants to see it - something this great shouldn't be withheld from the masses! You will be able to achieve your goal of bringing down the wall courtesy of your explosive bubbles. When you have two bubbles end up overlapping each other, they end up getting charged up and will start to shine. During the time that they are shining, there is a a possibility of them exploding, with the explosion causing the nearest brick to be destroyed. If you hope to succeed, you will need to catch them in this brief moment and click on the shining bubble to clear out the bricks. Once you destroy all of the bricks, finally, you're able to take in all the steamy sights and sounds of the video playing behind it... but enjoy it while it lasts, because in short order you'll be moved onto the next level to bring the wall back down again, and each time you do so the video being played becomes increasingly more erotic and explicit. As much as it will be annoying to have that god damn wall constantly get rebuilt, it is certainly quite a wonderful reward to see the show behind it each and every time you knock that fucker down to rubble!