It's All Relative

In It's All Relative, Samantha, your lovely wife, died two years ago. That was the culmination of her courageous battle with cancer. Since you wanted to be eligible for full military retirement benefits, you continued your military service. Since then, your little girls have been living with your sister-in-law and her two daughters. They're just next door to your sister and her two daughters. As you can see, you have many females surrounding you. This is the beginning of your journey. Have a good time with the females and try not to get too caught up in the drama.

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FLASH Boobie Sex

Boobie Sex

For a little while there, it seemed almost a certainty that the world was going to come to an abrupt end - a giant meteor was looming above the Earth's surface, inching closer and closer with each passing moment, threatening to crash down and make impact, and almost with 100% certainty wipe out any and all forms of life. Thankfully though, due entriely to the heroic efforts of Tifa, Cloud, Barret, Aeris, Cid, and all of the others, the world is safe once again after defeating Sephiroth and saving the world from the destuction the meteor summoned by him due to Aeris's Holy magic. As you can imagine, for that span of time, it was quite the wild and crazy ride for Tifa and the gang. Going from all that craziness, to a world back at total peace, well, it's just feeling a little bit boring to Tifa, coming off of all of that. Sure, she's got her bar in Midgar, 7th Heaven, to run yet - but she's going to need to do more than just that to keep her feeling busy now. She tried to come up with a bunch of different ideas on what to do with herself, but inevitably, her brain always keeps going to sex - and that's when it dawns on her: she's got such a great fucking body on her, it would frankly be a bit of a crime to not be sharing it with the world! After all, tits as big and pillow soft as hers are were simply meant to be wrapped around a cock. Believe us when we say that you'll be off in heaven down at 7th Heaven bar as she slides your shaft between her soft tit skin, keeping things nice and lubed up with her spit as she sucks the tip as it makes each approach, bringing you closer and closer to orgasm with each and every little movement she makes with her perfect body. Like a true fucking professional, she'll work your cock and make the hottest of fuck faces at you until she manages to work her magic and make you erupt and shoot a gigantic load of your hot and sticky cum all over her. Ever the thorough little slut, she'll make sure to manage to get every last drop of cum out of you by taking you all the way back down to the farthest depths of her talented throat.

FLASH Pokemon a Go Go

Pokemon a Go Go

The thing about fads, is they seem to come in really fast, swell up to huge levels of popularity, and then die out - and Pokemon Go was a perfect example of this - for a few weeks two summers ago, it was truly all the rage, but that all died out in pretty short order. And of course, you've been around the internet long enough now to know that anything will inevitably get a porn parody made of it, and Pokemon A Go Go is a prime example of this. As of late, the Pokemon have supressed that constant urge to battle it out amongst each other, putting aside all of that fighting and training to just relax and enjoy some recreation time. Luck would have it, one of the favorite recreational spots of all of these Pokemon is at the local strip clubs, more likely than not because they're hoping to charm the dancers and get special treatment on account of how cute they are, at least some of them... But the thing is though, they truly have become a massive nuisance as of late, driving most of the other customers completely insane and causing them to no longer come out to the clubs. In turn, this is costing the clubs and the dancers themselves a lot in lost profits. Something needs to be done to take care of the problem - and you're the one who has been tasked with making it happen. Armed with a canon, it's up to you to clear out the cuddly creatures from the clubs to make it so that they start making money again after the customers return to them. To fire your canon, click on the screen and aim the canon by moving the cursor around with your mouse (or your finger, if you are playing the game on a touch enabled device such as a smartphone or a tablet) and then click on the mouse button to take your shot. This is one of those examples of a game that having some actual knowledge and experience firing a gun will actually help you out, because the game boasts some fairly advanced ballistic physics, which you will need to pay mind to before you fire off your shots, if you hope to have them hit the targets that you intend them to. If you are able to take out five Pokemon while you are playing, you will be moved on to the next level of this game - and there's quite a number of levels there, sure to keep you occupied for a good chunk of time.