Elfheim - Ch2

Elfheim Ch2 game - Things have a way of getting lewd in the magical land of Elfheim. It's a place where mysteries, adventures, and elves are always around the corner. By no means this is your usual book adventuring. You will be amazed by just how dirty these elves can get. It seems that they are the type who constantly think about sex, and there's nothing that stops them from living out their wildest fantasies.

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ASSteroids

If you are a bit older, say in your early 30s or later, then you probably can remember spending some formative times of your youth inside of the dark and dingy poorly lit rooms, with the only source of light really coming from the warm glow of a CRT tube monitor, mounted in an arcade cabinet in a line of other glowing and beeping machines along the wall of your local arcade. Chances are too, your local arcade had an Asteroids machine - after all, it is one of the true classics of gaming! If you liked that game when you were younger... well, as an adult, you'll just absolutely fucking love ASSteroids! As you have likely already figured out from the not so subtle title of the game, ASSteroids is a XXX twist on the arcade classic, Asteroids. Naturally though, things are done up a bit differently this time around. Instead of you controlling a space ship, this time around you will be the commander of a dick. And no longer is there enemy aircraft to look out for - those have been replaced by some jaw dropping, big breasted blonde babes with their legs spread wide open as they shoot out globs of juices from their pussy at your craft - make sure to dodge this! Just like you remembered with those old arcade games, the difficulty level in this game is pretty damn relentless. Getting hit - even just one single time - will be your immediate death, resulting in a game over and necessitating that you start the whole game all over again. To have any hope to win in this game, you will need to make sure your reflexes are quick so you can dodge projectiles in time before they hit you. You will also need to be precise with your shots (which of course, are loads of cum being fired off from the nose of your ship/head of your dick!) to shoot down the blonde babes before they can take you out. It's all about getting a high score in this game - see how high you can get! Along the right hand side of the screen, there are a few numbers you'll want to keep mind of. Up at the top is your score - for each ship you take out and every level and wave you move forward, this will go up. Score is king in this game - get it as high as you can! Down in the lower portion of the right side of the screen are two more numbers - one for level, and one for wave. Each level is made up of several waves, and you'll have to clear each wave without taking any damage to be able to move along to the next level, all the way until you've run through all of the games levels. Don't miss out on this highly fun and deeply nostalgic XXX game!