Crawling Dick

Did you ever own one of those old school Nokia phones, the things that were built to damn near withstand a nuclear detonation, and a battery that could last over a week on a single charge? Sure, it was a much more simple phone than what we are used to these days, but back then it was great - and in no small part due to the fun games included on it, the most memorable of which was Snake. Crawling Dick is a game that you will immediately feel familiar with and fall in love with if you played that game or a similar variation of it back in the day. When you are playing Crawling Dick, the goal in the game will be to force the dick that you control to fuck himself. Said dick is out on a mission, and he's very determined, hell bent on finding tight and wet pussies to penetrate - but you are not about to let that happen - you want to save the pussies. Drag them by clicking on them with your mouse (or tapping with your finger, if you are on a touch enabled device such as a tablet or a smartphone) and moving your finger in the path you want them moved off over to. Do everything that you can to make the dick bend around in such a way that he ends up penetrating his own back side with the head of his prick! If you manage to bend the dick around a total of ten times you win the game, and you will get treated to a hot and steamy XXX show that you're bound to love. For each time that you are able to bend the dick around, you will be able to earn back one of the pussies that you had lost previously. Though even with that in mind, you will still want to be careful - if you are unfortunate enough to end up losing four pussies, then you quite literally atre totally fucked - it will mean an immediate game over for you, necessitating you to try it all over again from the start.

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Last Brick in the Wall

All too often, people seem to lack common sense. Think about all through history when attempts have been made to put up a wall around something that they assume other people will want - it accompishes literally nothing. I mean, sure, it might have the effect of slightly slowing things down a bit, but it sure as hell won't stop anything. This is a lesson that was apparently missed by whoever built the wall in the game Last Brick in the Wall. This particular asshole has got a nice giant screen going on, and on the screen is an incredibly hot and steamy XXX movie being played, and apparently he decided that no one else deserves to see it but him. You however though, have a different feeling - you do indeed to see it, and so does anyone and everyone else who wants to see it - something this great shouldn't be withheld from the masses! You will be able to achieve your goal of bringing down the wall courtesy of your explosive bubbles. When you have two bubbles end up overlapping each other, they end up getting charged up and will start to shine. During the time that they are shining, there is a a possibility of them exploding, with the explosion causing the nearest brick to be destroyed. If you hope to succeed, you will need to catch them in this brief moment and click on the shining bubble to clear out the bricks. Once you destroy all of the bricks, finally, you're able to take in all the steamy sights and sounds of the video playing behind it... but enjoy it while it lasts, because in short order you'll be moved onto the next level to bring the wall back down again, and each time you do so the video being played becomes increasingly more erotic and explicit. As much as it will be annoying to have that god damn wall constantly get rebuilt, it is certainly quite a wonderful reward to see the show behind it each and every time you knock that fucker down to rubble!

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Black Jerk V2

Want all of the fun of the casino, but without the risk of going in the hole financially? Better yet, how about we take that and make it even sweeter by letting you see all sorts of hot and steamy XXX sights while you play! If this sounds like something that is right up your alley, then we can confidently say that you will not want to miss out on Black Jerk V2! The game is just like how it would be if you were playing Black Jack on one of the video machines at a casino, and the rules of this game are the same as they would be there. If you're not familiar with the game, here's how it works. CLick on cards, and your goal will be to try and get 21 points in total, which is also known as Black Jack, where the game gets its name from. Once you are able to get 21 points (or close to it, without going bust) you will win that round and receive the pot. If you go over 21 points, you will lose that round, and go down one level, this is known as going bust. A good rule of thumb here, is to hit up to 16 points, and then stand at any points above it, unless you're feeling rather daring or lucky. The standard bet in this game is $20, and this is also the initial value of your bank. Once you are able to amass a total of $100 in your bank, the game will move you up to the next level. Best of all, when you get into the higher levels of the game, the steamy XXX action being played out will get all that much more steamy and explicit! Card values in the game are as follows: numbered cards are worth the number value that is printed upon them, Jack, Queen, and King are all worth 10 points each, and aces are a special case - they can be worth either 1 or 11 points and are the most useful card to have dealt to you by far.