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FLASH ASSteroids

ASSteroids

If you are a bit older, say in your early 30s or later, then you probably can remember spending some formative times of your youth inside of the dark and dingy poorly lit rooms, with the only source of light really coming from the warm glow of a CRT tube monitor, mounted in an arcade cabinet in a line of other glowing and beeping machines along the wall of your local arcade. Chances are too, your local arcade had an Asteroids machine - after all, it is one of the true classics of gaming! If you liked that game when you were younger... well, as an adult, you'll just absolutely fucking love ASSteroids! As you have likely already figured out from the not so subtle title of the game, ASSteroids is a XXX twist on the arcade classic, Asteroids. Naturally though, things are done up a bit differently this time around. Instead of you controlling a space ship, this time around you will be the commander of a dick. And no longer is there enemy aircraft to look out for - those have been replaced by some jaw dropping, big breasted blonde babes with their legs spread wide open as they shoot out globs of juices from their pussy at your craft - make sure to dodge this! Just like you remembered with those old arcade games, the difficulty level in this game is pretty damn relentless. Getting hit - even just one single time - will be your immediate death, resulting in a game over and necessitating that you start the whole game all over again. To have any hope to win in this game, you will need to make sure your reflexes are quick so you can dodge projectiles in time before they hit you. You will also need to be precise with your shots (which of course, are loads of cum being fired off from the nose of your ship/head of your dick!) to shoot down the blonde babes before they can take you out. It's all about getting a high score in this game - see how high you can get! Along the right hand side of the screen, there are a few numbers you'll want to keep mind of. Up at the top is your score - for each ship you take out and every level and wave you move forward, this will go up. Score is king in this game - get it as high as you can! Down in the lower portion of the right side of the screen are two more numbers - one for level, and one for wave. Each level is made up of several waves, and you'll have to clear each wave without taking any damage to be able to move along to the next level, all the way until you've run through all of the games levels. Don't miss out on this highly fun and deeply nostalgic XXX game!

FLASH Backstage Cum Orgy

Backstage Cum Orgy

You probably have at some point read some articles in Rolling Stone profiling a rock star, or maybe watched an episode of VH1's Behind the Music about one of your favorite bands/musicians. It really does seem like the life, getting the chance to travel all around the world playing your music, and all the while, everywhere that you go, there's always countless oh so sexy and super horny hotties full on throwing themselves at you, hoping for a chance to get with you for just one night. It's pretty safe to say that it's a dream we have all had, something we all wished we could have become when we were growing up. Thing is, it takes a lot of skill to get to that level - and beyond skill, much of it is just a case of luck, as to whether or not a label ever decides to sign you and give you that promotional push. Truth be told, most musicians live a totally unglamorous life where they have to work a boring day job, and are too drained after playing a gig and working during the day to have any fun afterwards. But thanks to Backstage Cum Orgy, you can live out this fantasy without leaving the comfort of your own home or the need to learn an instruement - and as a bonus, you can pull it out with the crippling herion addiction most rock stars inevitably end up with! The game is pretty easy to play, with it putting you in the role of a nameless rock star as you get to see the world through his bloodshot eyes. He just finished up playing a long and rousing set with his band that sent the crowd into a frenzy, and now he's backstage, post show. As is always the case for this rock star, there's a whole slew of horny hotties backstage there, waiting for him hoping they can get to enjoy his big famous prick. Problem is though, you just finished playing a 2 and a half hour long set, and you have been drinking heavily since the moment you woke up at noon - so having sex is totally out of the question, you are totally exhauted and your dick isn't really going to cooperate after all of that alcohol. You're still horny though, and so are these girls... you don't want to disappoint them, so you can at least make sure to give them a little something that they can remember you by! Down along the bottom of the screen, you'll see your cock hanging out, clutched firmly in your hand, hard as a rock. Just below that will be a lone button for you to click on, labeled "Shoot!". This is the only controls that you need to worry about in this game, and literally all that you have to do is just click on this button and the game will do the rest as you keep clicking away on the button. While you do this, you will give your prick a few quick tugs, and then shortly after that, fire off a nice big and thick load of hot and sticky cum off at one of these hotties. Don't stop after that happens though - keep clicking on the button, and you will automatically point your cock at another one of the girls, giving it some more tugs to treat that one to a nice hot load of cum as well. Keep at this, and hose each one of these horny honeys down head to toe with your rock star semen!