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ASSteroids

If you are a bit older, say in your early 30s or later, then you probably can remember spending some formative times of your youth inside of the dark and dingy poorly lit rooms, with the only source of light really coming from the warm glow of a CRT tube monitor, mounted in an arcade cabinet in a line of other glowing and beeping machines along the wall of your local arcade. Chances are too, your local arcade had an Asteroids machine - after all, it is one of the true classics of gaming! If you liked that game when you were younger... well, as an adult, you'll just absolutely fucking love ASSteroids! As you have likely already figured out from the not so subtle title of the game, ASSteroids is a XXX twist on the arcade classic, Asteroids. Naturally though, things are done up a bit differently this time around. Instead of you controlling a space ship, this time around you will be the commander of a dick. And no longer is there enemy aircraft to look out for - those have been replaced by some jaw dropping, big breasted blonde babes with their legs spread wide open as they shoot out globs of juices from their pussy at your craft - make sure to dodge this! Just like you remembered with those old arcade games, the difficulty level in this game is pretty damn relentless. Getting hit - even just one single time - will be your immediate death, resulting in a game over and necessitating that you start the whole game all over again. To have any hope to win in this game, you will need to make sure your reflexes are quick so you can dodge projectiles in time before they hit you. You will also need to be precise with your shots (which of course, are loads of cum being fired off from the nose of your ship/head of your dick!) to shoot down the blonde babes before they can take you out. It's all about getting a high score in this game - see how high you can get! Along the right hand side of the screen, there are a few numbers you'll want to keep mind of. Up at the top is your score - for each ship you take out and every level and wave you move forward, this will go up. Score is king in this game - get it as high as you can! Down in the lower portion of the right side of the screen are two more numbers - one for level, and one for wave. Each level is made up of several waves, and you'll have to clear each wave without taking any damage to be able to move along to the next level, all the way until you've run through all of the games levels. Don't miss out on this highly fun and deeply nostalgic XXX game!

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Boom Boom Volleyball

Boom Boom Volleyball

Boom Boom Volleyball is a game that is bound to appeal to those of us who enjoy playing the game of volleyball. While the game is similar, there are some chaotic and steamy twists to the classic game. Taking the place of the regular volleyball will be a bomb - your goal while you play the game is to knock the bomb over on to the other player's floor, which will have the effect of lowering their current level of boom boom resistance. It largely plays the game that you are already familiar with but you must be careful while playing to not bounc the bomb more than three times in total - because if you do this, it will blow up over your own head! Game over is caused when you have no more boom boom resistance remaining, but this is also how you will win against your opponent, by doing the same thing to them. You can play this game solo against the computer if you like, but there is an option to play it two player local, with the pair of players each sharing part of the keyboard to control the game. Should you choose to play the game single player against a computer controlled opponent, you'll move with the left and right arrow keys, jump with the up arrow (you can hold and release this to get more height), down arrow key to do the splits (which will let you perform a low rescue shot and quicken your descent), and space to hit the bomb/volleyball. When playing two player, controls are as follows: for player 1, Q is hit the ball, D is move left, V is move right, and C is to do the splits. For player 2, the right shift key hits the bomb/volleyball, left arrow moves left, right arrow moves right, up arrow jumps, and down arrow is to do the splits. Put your reflexes and hand eye coordination to the test in this fun and explicit twist on a familiar game!

Your Rent is Due

Your Rent is Due

It's that time of the month, once again, and now you'll have to come up with your rent money, unless you're ready to face eviction. Much easier said than done, when you're a young hipster guy that's fresh out of art school, living in your first place that is all your own. As much as you love the freedom that it offers you to not be living at home, or with roommates, you did not anticipate how much it would all end up costing you... Worst yet, you've been fulfilling that whole starving artist stereotype - it's quite the uphill battle to try and find some work in your field, and even more so with you lacking much professional experience and being a newcomer in the field. Though you do have your part time job at the grocery store, it only gets you so far - even with using your generous employee discount for food, but it's not enough to pay all of the bills, even on a good week - and worse yet, as of late your hours have been getting slashed due to it being a slower time of the year for business. You've now reached the point that your rent is a few days past due, and not at all surprisingly, your landlord is absolutely furious about it, pounding hard on your door as she demands that you pay up now or else she'll start the paperwork to evict you from the apartment. You open the door and greet her, trying to reason with her, and then with a sly smile she tells you to come with her. You're heading back over towards her place, and all you can think of along the way is that you hope that the two of you can come to some sort of deal or understanding... well, that, and the fact that she's a total fox, with gorgeous red hair, sexy little freckles, and a body that's got curves in all of the right places. As you get to her place, she lets you inside and tells you to wait on the couch, and that she'll be right back as she slips off into the other room. A few minutes go by, and you're starting to get curious as to where she is, and what she's up to. You stealthily sneak over towards her room, and slyly poke your head around the corner, and you're quite stunned (in the best way possible) when you see her laying on her back, legs spread wide open as she frantically fingers herself and rubs hard on her clit, making the most sexy moans all of the while. You quickly feel yourself getting hard as a rock, and you just can't help yourself anymore - you whip it out right there and start tugging yourself off. It's right around that time she ends up noticing you, and shocked, she covers herself up and blushes. You're trying to find the right words to say to apologize to her, but before you can think of them she smiles and motions for you to come closer - you lay down beside her and she leans in close to you, offering to ignore the past due rent if you give her what she's truly craving - a huge orgasm, at the hands of a big hard cock!

Pimp Quest

Pimp Quest

"Pimpin' ain't easy" - truer words have never been said, and that statement couldn't possibly ring any more true for the hero in the game Pimp's Quest. Don't think that just because this is a video game it's going to be easy, either... sure, it might be a little easier than being a pimp in real life, but it stll definitely will not be easy! We don't know what the deal is in this city, if this pimp is just wildly successful and everyone else is jealous or what, but whatever it is as the cause, the people of this city seem to be hell bent on taking him out. Even something just as simple as this pimp walking down the sidewalk is something of pure chaos - as she walks along, this poor guy is stuck dealing with psychos pushing out and dropping heavy objects from high up windows like anvils and safes, with them whizzing past him left and right threatening to turn him into a puddle of messy goo on the pavement if one manages to hit him. So, your job as the player here is going to be to keep this pimp safe - though if you're going to keep him safe from all of those heavy objects raining down, then you're going to need to have some really quick reflexes going on. In order to achieve this, you will need to use the arrow keys on your keyboard to quickly and safely move the pimp out of the way from what other wise would almost certainly be an instant and quick death. Speed is of the essence though - there is just a very short window of opportunity in which you must react, so it is essential that you keep your fingers on the ready, resting right on the arrows keys, ready to quickly dodge at just the right moment. And if you thought that was tough enough, well, it's not the only hazard this poor pimp is stuck facing - he's also got lots of rival pimps jealous of his success that want to see him dead - which leaves him no choice other than to keep a gun on his person at all times as well - and that's not just for show either, you'll need to use it to keep this pimp alive and kicking! To shoot these rival pimps and other unsavory types like gang members attacking you, you will need to move around the cursor with your mouse (or your finger, if you're using a touch enabled device such as a phone or a tablet) to aim at your victim, and then tap your finger or click the left mouse button to shoot off your gun - but as it is with dodging the dangers in other parts of Pimp's Quest, you will also need to have quick reflexes and actions to get your shot off first, before their bullets end up hitting you. A challenging game, but a highly rewarding one at that - highly recommended!