Ashford Academy Redux

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HTML Crawling Dick

Crawling Dick

Did you ever own one of those old school Nokia phones, the things that were built to damn near withstand a nuclear detonation, and a battery that could last over a week on a single charge? Sure, it was a much more simple phone than what we are used to these days, but back then it was great - and in no small part due to the fun games included on it, the most memorable of which was Snake. Crawling Dick is a game that you will immediately feel familiar with and fall in love with if you played that game or a similar variation of it back in the day. When you are playing Crawling Dick, the goal in the game will be to force the dick that you control to fuck himself. Said dick is out on a mission, and he's very determined, hell bent on finding tight and wet pussies to penetrate - but you are not about to let that happen - you want to save the pussies. Drag them by clicking on them with your mouse (or tapping with your finger, if you are on a touch enabled device such as a tablet or a smartphone) and moving your finger in the path you want them moved off over to. Do everything that you can to make the dick bend around in such a way that he ends up penetrating his own back side with the head of his prick! If you manage to bend the dick around a total of ten times you win the game, and you will get treated to a hot and steamy XXX show that you're bound to love. For each time that you are able to bend the dick around, you will be able to earn back one of the pussies that you had lost previously. Though even with that in mind, you will still want to be careful - if you are unfortunate enough to end up losing four pussies, then you quite literally atre totally fucked - it will mean an immediate game over for you, necessitating you to try it all over again from the start.

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Boom Boom Volleyball

Boom Boom Volleyball is a game that is bound to appeal to those of us who enjoy playing the game of volleyball. While the game is similar, there are some chaotic and steamy twists to the classic game. Taking the place of the regular volleyball will be a bomb - your goal while you play the game is to knock the bomb over on to the other player's floor, which will have the effect of lowering their current level of boom boom resistance. It largely plays the game that you are already familiar with but you must be careful while playing to not bounc the bomb more than three times in total - because if you do this, it will blow up over your own head! Game over is caused when you have no more boom boom resistance remaining, but this is also how you will win against your opponent, by doing the same thing to them. You can play this game solo against the computer if you like, but there is an option to play it two player local, with the pair of players each sharing part of the keyboard to control the game. Should you choose to play the game single player against a computer controlled opponent, you'll move with the left and right arrow keys, jump with the up arrow (you can hold and release this to get more height), down arrow key to do the splits (which will let you perform a low rescue shot and quicken your descent), and space to hit the bomb/volleyball. When playing two player, controls are as follows: for player 1, Q is hit the ball, D is move left, V is move right, and C is to do the splits. For player 2, the right shift key hits the bomb/volleyball, left arrow moves left, right arrow moves right, up arrow jumps, and down arrow is to do the splits. Put your reflexes and hand eye coordination to the test in this fun and explicit twist on a familiar game!