2048 Blocks

If you're anything like we are, there's two things you love to do with your free time on the internet - play puzzle games, and watch pornography! Lucky you, because 2048 represents a wonderful union of these two interests, melded together into one. A classic case of the type of game that is easy to learn and yet damn near impossible to truly master it, 2048 Blocks will certainly give your brain quite a challenge to undertake. To play this top notch XXX title, start out by using your mouse to click (or tapping with your finger, if you are playing the game on a touch enabled device such as a smartphone or a tablet) on a block to shift the position of it over to an adjacent empty space. When you are able to get two blocks together of the same value lined up one next to the other, the two blocks can then be merged together to form one new tile. When you do this, the two tiles that made it up will disappear from the playing field and a new single tile will appear to take the place of the pair, with the value of the new tile being the sum of the two tiles that it was made up by. Merge together all of the blocks on the playing field to reach your target value of 2048 points. Here's a little bit of a tip that will certainly be of some assistance in your goal to reach 2048 points - the blocks on the playing field all have preferable directions for them to be shifted over in. If there are several empty spaces around a block, it will choose the direction to move in with the following priority - top, left, down, right. All the while as you play this game, there will be a most arousing XXX show playing out behind the tiles, though start out things will be more obscured and harder to see. Though work your way up, and you'll have a perfect view that is bound to make your cock stand up at full attention!

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30 Seconds to Muff

30 Seconds to Muff

One that is bound to appeal to all of your hard rocking, head banging types, here's 30 Seconds to Muff! Plain and simple, if you love to rock out (especially with your cock out!), then you will absolutely adore this game! This game will put you in the role of famed musician and actor, Jared Leto. Naturally, when you're a guy who is as attractive as he is, famous not only from starring in hit Hollywood blockbusters but also through tearing up the Billboard charts with his band, he's always got all sorts of drop dead gorgeous honeys throwing themselves at him - and plenty of those babes who are eagerly throwing themselves at him are fellow Hollywood A-list hotties as well! You will be given the oh so wonderful chance to take your pick from a total of six different sexy starlets for our buddy Jared - this game has Cameron Diaz, Lindsay Lohan, Corina Taylor, Scarlett Johansen, Ashley Olson, and also there is a nameless, but mouth watering rock star groupie babe that you can choose as well. You'll be given your chance to take your pick from one of those girls, and then the real fun will finally be getting started! Once you've brought your choice of babe back to your posh upscale hotel room, use the up and down arrow keys on your keyboard to control Jared's thrusting of his big rock hard famous cock in and out of your chosen babe's soaking wet and incredibly fucking eager pussy. Be sure to keep things varied and exciting by changing up sex positions, done by using the space bar key on your computer's keyboard. Your goal when you are playing 30 Seconds to Muff will be to make sure that you succeed in making your partner cum nice and hard, sending them into ecstacy with a powerful orgasm before you end up cumming nice and hard yourself. As it is when you have sex in real life, longevity here will be the key - the longer that you are able to stay hard and avoid cumming, the more chances you have to bone more of the girls contained in the game. Should you succeed in this goal and manage to pound the pussies, mouths, and assholes of all six of these girls, you will then be brought to the games' top secret "BONE-HER" round! All the while that you are doing this, your ears will not only be treated to the oh so fucking sexy moans and squeals of these babes getting fucked, but also the hard hitting rock tunes from 30 Seconds to Mars, with their smash hit song "Attack!".